opi black onyx polish is the new chanel vamp maybe?

As it continues to snow in Kansas City, my mood has become a bit darker with each snowflake that lands on the cold, wet ground. I have chosen to express myself with this very lovely dark polish from OPI.  It says "if you choose to speak to me, be careful of what you say", while still remaining classy. This color reminds me of the cult-classic Vamp by Chanel, minus the $30 price tag.

Unless you are trying to look like Elvira, mistress of the dark, please only wear black polish on short, squared nails.